Middle East in Flames - No Britons Hurt

Iranian missiles are very inconsiderately falling within a couple of hundred metres of Britain's plucky little troops. While the glorious co-victors of Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya have elected to sit this one out for the moment, Britain is still participating in the Persian crusade after a non-participatory, British sort of fashion, much as it would ideally like to participate in the European Union. Yet despite all moderate and middle-way efforts to be simultaneously involved in the good bits and not involved in the rest, Muslim extremists persist in causing unnecessary trouble. It is to be hoped that the work of freedomisation can be brought to a rapid and happy conclusion before Iran is able either to harm any non-expendables or to goad the World Cop or the Righteous State into a friendly-fire indiscretion.