Recipe
Ingredients
One (1) standard mass of undifferentiated Muslimity
One (1) faith school conforming to Government Safety Standard BS/TURR393847563773
One (1) Good Imam
One (1) standard measure of concentrated Britishness
Preparation
Detach an appropriate quantity of Muslimity and mould to required dimensions. Kosher chefs are advised to use rapid-action Uzi spatula.
Place in faith school and simmer until brown and quaint.
Remove carefully from faith school and place on a nearly level playing field. Utilise Good Imam to settle mixture.
Add Britishness and integrate carefully but thoroughly. If the addition of Britishness results in overheating, stop and search until mixture quietens down.
Serves if properly handled.
One (1) standard mass of undifferentiated Muslimity
One (1) faith school conforming to Government Safety Standard BS/TURR393847563773
One (1) Good Imam
One (1) standard measure of concentrated Britishness
Preparation
Detach an appropriate quantity of Muslimity and mould to required dimensions. Kosher chefs are advised to use rapid-action Uzi spatula.
Place in faith school and simmer until brown and quaint.
Remove carefully from faith school and place on a nearly level playing field. Utilise Good Imam to settle mixture.
Add Britishness and integrate carefully but thoroughly. If the addition of Britishness results in overheating, stop and search until mixture quietens down.
Serves if properly handled.
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