The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Thrift

The Blorg is a creature who loves girls and boys;
For he turns their toe-bones into exquisite toys.
When he catches a child, the Blorg strips off the skin,
Which he uses for bags to keep testicles in.
If the child is a boy, he then rips off the feet,
And then mops up the blood, for his habits are neat.
Half-clotted, the blood makes a sort of pink paste,
Which the Blorg makes quite certain will not go to waste;
For he spreads it on bread made from flour ground from ribs,
From a recipe written with finger-bone nibs.
It's a fact that the Blorg has a fine fertile mind,
And his toys made from toes are the best of their kind.
Yes, the Blorg knows his business and has many skills,
And will use every bit of each child that he kills.

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