Moral Fibre

December: drunk with resolution
January: virtue soon
February: disillusion
March: cool patience is a boon
April: virtue in the spring
May: we shall improve, fear not
June: virtue's a summer thing
July: the weather's far too hot
August: progress, never fear
September: temporary lapse
October: "By this time next year..."
November: unforeseen collapse
December: drunk with resolution
Pettifer Mugley