The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Sign of the Times



SUPERMARKET FOR RENT
Agents: Cant & Floggit (Est. 1979, 1982, 1993 etc.)

ATTENTION
Vacant Space Is Not Free Space


No Dealing
No Soliciting
No Squatting
No Sitting
No Loitering
No Running
No Sleeping
No Urinating
No Defecating
No Miscellaneous Bodily Functions
No Ball Games

Violators Will Be Shouted At, Mauled By Dogs, Beaten By Mercenaries and Indefinitely Incarcerated. Those Prosecuted Will Be The Lucky Ones.

Due to the Extended Availability of these Premises During the Present Economic Reintegration Process, Some Renovation May Be Required.

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