Sign of the Times
SUPERMARKET FOR RENT
Agents: Cant & Floggit (Est. 1979, 1982, 1993 etc.)
ATTENTION
Vacant Space Is Not Free Space
No Dealing
No Soliciting
No Squatting
No Sitting
No Loitering
No Running
No Sleeping
No Urinating
No Defecating
No Miscellaneous Bodily Functions
No Ball Games
Violators Will Be Shouted At, Mauled By Dogs, Beaten By Mercenaries and Indefinitely Incarcerated. Those Prosecuted Will Be The Lucky Ones.
Due to the Extended Availability of these Premises During the Present Economic Reintegration Process, Some Renovation May Be Required.
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