Those Little Details

Given that decades of right-wing rah-rah have procured aircraft carriers with no aircraft and submarines that can just about detect Scotland by touch, it is perhaps not surprising that the Royal Navy is suffering a certain lack of moral fibre in dealing with the migrant apocalypse. As the Minister for Wog Control strives to preserve the master race from being overwhelmed by the swarming armadas, officers have expressed a lack of interest in pushing back to France the fruit of the coalition's and Sir Tony's little adventures in Libya, Syria and Iraq. Much as sensible and moderate Nazis once floated the idea of deporting the Jews to Madagascar, and in the absence of co-operation from Albania, the master race's natural party of government is reportedly considering Ghana or Rwanda as potential dumping grounds, the latter having a glamorous record of co-operation with the ethnic correctness policies of the Righteous State. Being poor and foreign, of course, the refugees will fit right in at either colony; but it remains as yet unclear whether the Ministry for Wog Control will give our jolly Jack and Jill Tars the choice of delivering their deportees to the one that has a coastline.