The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Thursday, October 08, 2026

Prudent Peace

We have the word of the Trumpster and his head-tribble, for whatever that word may be worth, that no major new war crimes will be perpetrated against Iran before next month's mid-term elections. Beyond the need to boost the monarchy's vote by re-declaring victory again, the market strategy of wog-bombing the mad mullahs must yield to the military necessity of controlling domestic dissent; so troops and equipment are being brought home for the moment. Once the home front has been appropriately incentivised, motivoted and securitivated, all options remain open for re-unpausing the Persian Crusade in time to celebrate the arrival of Baby Jesus during the subsequent Shoppingmas season.

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