Oh, the Unfairness of it All

Questions (or, in Standard English, squeals of righteous indignation) are likely to emerge from Strasbrussels allies and the United Kingdom over the possibility of a unique alliance between Canada and the sovereignty-stealing Euro-wogs. Doubtless owing to the notorious French taint in their breeding stock, the Canadians may yet accept their servitude in preference to liberation by the empire of the head-tribble. Conversely, Britain's famous instinct for fair play will be roused to new heights of self-pity by the underhanded Euro-wog trick of inducing an English-speaking people to risk expulsion from the Commonwealth of Nations, despite their never having flounced out of the EU and despite their being as yet relatively unlikely to allow the shaping of their national policy by the Farage Falange.