Informational Havering

Plucky little entrepreneurs have submitted plans for a Europe-beating infoslop emporium which will transform a couple of hundred football pitches' worth of green belt into a planet-cooking paragon of tech-bro sustainability. Although the Vice-Caudillo of the Farage Falange has clarified the movement's heatwave policy by instructing the great British public to get out and relish the burn, the Unterfahnenschwenkenführer of the local cadre was noticeably coy about the prospects for approval. Presumably the strutting Caudillo's non-declarable crypto-bung from the company's owners is still to be properly deposited.