Equipped with Marketable Skills

Several people have been wounded at Virginia State University, in a mass shooting apparently involving more than one perpetrator. It seems that nobody has been killed and that none of the injuries are life-threatening; so presumably it's safe to assume that the incident was yet another tribute to the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, rather than yet another ICE cleansing of the melting pot. Patriots will no doubt rejoice that the American higher education curriculum still includes survival skills appropriate to a civil war.