Borderline Retarded

It seems the Trumpster and his head-tribble have finally taken the hint as to the unlikelihood of their image being graven into Mount Rushmore during the foreseeable news cycle, and have instead placed their hopes of a rock-ribbed legacy in the ongoing demolition of the White House and the construction of the Great Wetback Wall. In keeping with the values of Trumpsterdom, contractors are soaking up the local water supplies without legal permission and apparently without much idea of what they're doing; although the aridity of the landscape has thus far prevented their achieving the algae-crusted ineptitude of certain greenhorns elsewhere in the realm. Alas, local malcontents have become so un-American in their priorities as to value the region's scant available water more as a relief from drought than as an ingredient in making concrete.