Our Sovereignty Betrayed, Again

While Britain's back is turned thanks to the world-rocking conspiracy to discredit, dishonour and de-fund the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange, it appears that treason has been afoot in the notoriously migrant-heavy Mediterranean. Crypto-Hispanic fifth columnists have conspired with the dreadful dagoes to undermine the Treaty of Utrecht, whereby Gibraltar was ceded to the master race as a bribe for not meddling in the War of the Spanish Succession. In keeping with the population's ancient sin of voting to remain beneath the yoke of the Strasbrussels dictatorship, border controls have been undermined and British colonial personnel have mingled promiscuously with the natives. Whether the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange is prepared to commandeer a flotilla of his sponsors' yachts and have them fitted out as gunboats to restore the natural order remains as yet unconfirmed.