Moderate Moisture for Sensible Sunshine

Remarkably enough, despite rainfall levels last winter which drew comparison with a meritorious genocide, and despite the unabashed exuberance of pay packets for the moisture provision profiteers, half of England has somehow contrived to muddle its way into drought. Since no new reservoirs have been opened in thirty-five years, and since reducing corporate waste would blaspheme against the national religion, seven moisture provision profiteering outfits have imposed restrictions on use by the little people. Also on the positive side, the winter's floods mean that reservoir storage is only seven and a half per cent below the average, which certainly ought to show the nay-sayers and tree-huggers that climate change isn't all bad.