Burning for Justice

The Christian state of Texas is suffering persecution because of its eminently godly practice of broiling those who displease it. Presumably thanks to divine judgement (Texas of all places must be immune to the Heathen Chinee hoax that is global heating), correctional beneficiaries are being exposed to the purifying fire of fatally high temperatures; while the state has at its disposal only twenty times the amount of spare cash required to fit the institutions with air conditioning. One campaigner has even been so unfair as to claim that the Christian state of Texas tolerates unconstitutional and brutal conditions, as opposed to revelling in them, wallowing in them, and gloating over them.