Black Lungs Matter

A firework display celebrating the overthrow of hereditary lunacy in favour of elective idiocy has bestowed upon Washington DC the worst air quality of any major city in the world. Thanks to some well-timed thunderstorms and an uncharacteristic dearth of emissions from the Trumpster's upper sphincter, the conditions lasted only a few hours; yet the Heathen Chinee will nevertheless have been satisfactorily discombobulated. Given their perpetration of the global warming hoax, and the cunning and insidious manner in which they have sought to compound their malign oriental jest by systematically cleaning up their own environment, it is fitting that the realm of the Trumpster and his head-tribble should utilise the fiends' most famous invention against them.