The Usual Reason

Even pathogen libertarianism has its limits, most notably with regard to the notorious woke mind virus; but even those germs which are tolerated and encouraged by the Trumpster and his head-tribble can occasionally be made subject to restrictions. In its capacity as chum and playmate to the head-tribble, the Kennedy brainworm has ordered that a Florida woman who came into contact with a hantavirus patient should be compulsorily detained in a facility at the other end of the country. As a non-believer in science and medicine, the brainworm naturally exercised its freedom of conscience by citing no medical or scientific rationale; much to the indignation of experts and other opponents of American values. The measure is permitted under current quarantine rules, but those who drafted the rules were assured that it would be very rare and not supposed to happen. Whether the brainworm was read the memo beyond the part that said "yes, you can" remains as yet unclear.