The Better Part of Valour

Despite Israel's famously sacrosanct right of genocide, which includes sharing with ICE the right to murder American citizens with impunity, the Netanyahoo administration has felt obliged to take due precautions against the remote possibility of one day being subjected to the same laws as the lesser breeds. The Righteous State's latest rampage in Lebanon, which according to Britain's leading liberal newspaper has been going on since an apparently unprovoked attack out of a clear blue sky, has raised concerns about the Arab Untermenschen potentially seeking redress for alleged (sic) war crimes. Therefore the Righteous State has placed in the hand of the Lebanese government a piece of paper, whereby the latter signs away its citizens' right to indulge in any such antisemitic and underhanded activity. By way of concessions in return, the agreement is "designed to work towards an end to fighting between Israel and Hezbollah" until Israel feels like starting it up again; which is certainly a hopeful sign.