Just as Special as Ever

There are certain national leaders - mad mullahs and dirty dagoes prominent among them - who would presumably consider it a badge of honour to be snubbed by the Trumpster and his head-tribble. Fortunately for the global standing and domestic dignity of the United Kingdom and His Majesty's Government, the CEO of Team Starmer is above such immoderate and unsensible grandstanding. It is true that the Trumpster denied him the opportunity of a private grovel, and this despite an apparently unconditional offer to help America clean up the mess from its little accident in the Strait of Hormuz; but it seems the pair of them had as frank and honest a conversation as an empty suit and a fluorescent orange bladder farctate with the toxic excretions of a rabid radioactive head-tribble possibly could have. I'm sure we are all jolly proud.