For the Trumpster Shall Sound

One of the major tenets of Christianity is of course the resurrection of the dead, and as the Trumpster, his head-tribble and their Middle Eastern attack dog continue to agitate for Armageddon it seems that due legal precautions are being taken. A judge in the Christian state of North Carolina has ordered the deportation of an immigrant on the grounds that he failed to show up for his hearing this May, ruling as insufficient the excuse that the miscreant had been murdered, in the most American way possible, eighteen months before. Whether this means his mortal remains will have to be securely removed to his native Honduras is as yet unclear; but aside from keeping immigration numbers healthy, such measures are clearly a sensible step towards ensuring that the risen Baby Jesus doesn't accidentally profane American soil by calling forth non-Americans from under it.