Crocodile Tiers

The Farage Falange and its fellow defenders of the realm have been quick to cash in on the murder of a teenager by accusing Hampshire police of wanton woke counter-Caucasian racism against the master race. Naturally, it now transpires that Hampshire police are five times more likely to stop and search black people, a significantly higher disparity even than the average for England and Wales; and that the force itself is noticeably more white than the 90.6% Caucasian community it patrols. Over the past couple of years, thanks presumably to the effectiveness of diversity, equality and inclusion force-feeding, the stop-and-search bias towards black people has started to increase after a brief recession; so patriots can rest assured that, however dependent the Farage Falange and its strutting Caudillo may be upon funding from Thailand and Silicon Valley, their characteristic combination of blithering and whining remains the very epitome of cold, hard Britishness.