Britain Does Something Legal At Last

It seems that the Rwanda wog warehousing scheme, which Team Starmer abolished on apparent grounds of insufficient nastiness, came with promised bungs of fifty million a year for the régime in Kigali, in addition to almost three hundred million already paid for the grand total of four voluntary removals and a modicum of home-secretarial rah-and-blah. The Rwandan government is irate about losing aid money over alleged support for guerrillas in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, but seems to have felt it more prudent to challenge Team Starmer over the withheld refugee-basher bounties. Nevertheless, according to a ruling by the international court of arbitration at the Hague, there is at least a portion of the cost of the National Johnson for which His Majesty's Government is not liable. How far British patriots will rejoice over this boost to the economy remains as yet unclear.