Unequal Aspirations

In anticipation of a scheduled state visit by the American monarch, the Heathen Chinee have very subtly and insidiously suggested that stability should be safeguarded. Such a stance is of course in blatant contradiction of every shared British value painstakingly defecated into the Trumpster's cranium by the rabid radioactive head-tribble that controls him. Beijing is especially exercised by continuing American obduracy over plucky little Formosa, which China claims as its own even though the realm of the Trumpster claims only Greenland, the Caribbean, the Americas and anywhere with petroleum; and the master race will no doubt respond with its accustomed levels of diplomatic engagement.