Tourist Trap

Of all the underhanded tricks perpetrated by the ghastly Euro-wogs in revenge for Britishness, the latest must surely rank among the lowest. As is well known, many voters in favour of British independence underestimated the cunning and deceit of the Strasbrussels dictatorship, and so failed to realise that ending freedom of movement would apply to real people as well as to the wogs; and now the beastly French have taken unscrupulous advantage of the climate catastrophe to rub the error in. Border checks at Dover have been temporarily suspended, thereby preventing tourists from the mainland being poached alive in their cars as they wait for admission to the Continent; but beneath its sensible and moderate surface the measure clearly functions as propaganda for the dreaded migration magnification mechanism, insidiously implying that freedom of movement may have conferred some advantage even upon the master race. Collaborationist port authorities have gone so far as to demand that staff be appeased with kindness and respect, which is unlikely to help Dover's case when the Farage Falange is finally elected to sort the nation out once and for all.