Too Trumpian for Texas

According to a database run by a non-profit organisation, more than thirty of those pardoned over the Epiphany Treason are facing criminal charges for other offences; and at least five have been accused or convicted of some little indiscretion after the monarch exercised his head-tribble's clemency. One made death threats against a Democrat congressman; another got seven years' imprisonment for burglary; and a third has allegedly threatened someone with a handgun in a church parking lot while out on bail over harassment offences against other people. The gentleman in question also ran a short distance for Congress last year before deciding, possibly with justification, that he lacked "the ability to properly lead this country," and has been known to talk about himself in the third person. Eminently compatible as all this may be with the MAGA brand both of government and of the Abrahamic superstition, local authorities in Texas seem to be taking a dim view of the matter.