They're All Right In Their Place

Certain cadres of the Farage Falange seem to have fallen victim to the environmentalist mind virus, and are seeking to associate themselves with the reintroduction of beavers into the Leicestershire landscape. While the Farage Falange does not normally endorse scenery-chewing wild animals whose buildings lack gold-plated lifts, it seems the Leicestershire local authority has come to the dim realisation that beavers can help protect against flooding and will not require fiscal recompense that might better be spent on union-jacking every lamp-post in the county. Despite the squeals of patriotic indignation from the Falange and its strutting Caudillo over proposals to portray beavers on British currency in place of one of the last century's more inept Chancellors of the Exchequer, it remains as yet unclear whether there will be any excommunications over the matter.