Irregular Conceptions

Whether from the effects of climate change or some insidious biological warfare by the Heathen Chinee, or simply because the state's human population is sparse and widely scattered, it appears that strange things are aborning in South Australia. A labour migration specialist turned compulsory-labour entrepreneur has published pictures apparently sent by a penitent mother who claimed they showed her aborted twin girls, whom the anonymous lady tactfully cleaned up before starting the photoshoot. Analysts have identified the objects as the local equivalent of flying squirrels which, if they really did once occupy a human womb, might well have miscarried on their own without any help from the forceps-wielding fiends of fanatical feminazism. Even so, the images have been widely circulated in aid of a forthcoming rally in Sydney on behalf of the coathanger industry, and presumably on behalf of a world made safe for were-marsupial mutant miscegenation.