Higher Reasoning

Residents of New England have been reassured that a large aerial explosion which rattled their houses yesterday was neither an alien spacecraft nor a radical immigrant clearout nor a preliminary to the long-dreaded invasion by mighty Cuba. The culprit was apparently a meteor which underwent a rapid disassembly process over the border between Massachusetts and New Hampshire; and NASA was able to deduce fairly quickly that it was neither a Muskmodule or a Bezospodule from the fact that it exploded off the ground.