Full Spectrum Nuance

King Charles's state visit may have gained the special relationship another week or two, for whatever that may be worth; but the Trumpster and his head-tribble remain thoroughly displeased with America's other NATO subordinates and are once more making noises about stomping off in a huff and leaving the beastly Euro-wogs to fend for themselves. The Trumpster and his head-tribble have even threatened to remove from several countries the glittering privilege of playing host to large numbers of heavily armed people who obey the Trumpster, his head-tribble and the Apostle Peter Hegseth. The government of Spain sinned by refusing to collaborate, even in the most two-faced Starmerite fashion, with the Persian Crusade; the government of Italy suddenly remembered that the Vatican has historically proven a more reliable Fascist ally than the United States; and the chancellor of Germany went so far as to assert that the Crusade thus far has been a humiliation for the Nobel-trophied victor of Venezuela. The Trumpster and his head-tribble have countered with threats to remove the American military presence from Spain and Italy, but merely to reduce it in Germany: Merz's remarks were presumably intended to goad the Trumpster and his head-tribble into escalating the war and thereby safeguarding Germany's arms exports to the Righteous State, so he has a more legitimate excuse.