Another Fiendish Provocation

Is there no end to the depravities of the Russian Bear? Having interfered with one of Michael Green's pseudonyms when it was playing with its toys a couple of years ago, the menace from the East has imperilled civilisation yet further by trying the same trick upon the almost equally capable Team Starmer equivalent. The Minister for Wog-Bombing had been to Estonia for a bit of a rah-rah with the troops, doubtless with the salutary effect on morale that is generally to be expected when a politician drops in. On the return trip the aircraft's GPS was disabled, causing some inconvenience to the Minister and his free, fair and rigorously impartial journalistic retinue. Despite standard British procurement practice and the inherent expendability of almost all British ministers, the aircraft was of French manufacture and therefore had a backup navigation system; nevertheless, the beastly Russians clearly have much to answer for. It is certainly to be deplored when a sovereign state interferes with the military activities of a hostile power operating near its own borders.