All Perfectly Innocent

One of the Farage Falange's new local authority stormtroopers is facing calls to resign even before the workload takes its toll. Despite belonging to a race-baiting rabble with a rigidly top-down hierarchy headed by a mouthy egomaniac, the gentleman apparently has a swastika tattoo on his arm. The revelation prompted the local Team Starmer representative to decide that the Holocaust began at some point before 1926, but it nevertheless seems that the symbol actually derives from a youthful flirtation with Buddhism. The local Farage Falange Truppführer pointed out that the Nazi swastika, unlike the Buddhist one, is always tilted, as on the personal standard of Adolf Hitler; and the rigorous Farage Falange vetting process is famously efficient at weeding out undesirables.