The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Sunday, April 12, 2026

The Law Decrees that You Feel Safer Already

Despite a recent ruling by some enemies of the people in the High Court, the Metropolitan Police and the Minister for Britishness Enforcement continue to cover themselves in glory over Palestine Action. Not content to rest on her lily-white laurels as recipient of the Reverend Tommyrot Yaxleyson Compassionate Award for Wog Disposal, the Minister strives tirelessly to prove herself worthy of the government whose moderate and sensible priorities conferred an ambassadorship on Lord Mandelbrot the Infinitely Recurring while suspending Diane Abbott for implying that skin colour might sometimes be a factor in racism. Thus patriots will rejoice, if they know what is good for them, that while various facilitators of the Gaza cleansing and fellow-travellers on the Persian Crusade remain at large at the taxpayer's expense, over five hundred more beastly terrorists have been arrested for the heinous crime of writing words.

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home