The Great American Brain

Even in the United States, not everyone can enjoy the privilege of having thoughts and prayers diarrhoeically defecated into their cranium by a rabid radioactive head-tribble; but the Trumpster's controller and its colleague the Kennedy brainworm have announced that some lucky citizens will soon have the next best thing. The Tangerine Emperor as the new Timothy Leary may seem a bit of a leap; but an executive order has been signed to facilitate access to research and treatment based on psychedelic drugs. Apparently the choices of American voters, to say nothing of American church-goers, indicate that the nation is as yet insufficiently delusional; and as one would expect, the immediate beneficiary of the Trumpster's hallucinatory liberalism is likely to be the Christian state of Texas, whose unfortuante reactions to direct contact with reality have been evident for some little time.