Some Have Crassness Thrust Upon Them

The Farage Falange Gauleiter of Scotland, who is so aspiring a public servant that he took a week's holiday in the middle of an election campaign to sail one of his boats, has been Trumpsterising the little people with information about how wealthy he is. Amid much edifying talk of houses and hobbies, he claimed to have employed a great many people over a forty-year career, during which his annual tax payments have averaged rather less than two-thirds of the cost of his most recently purchased toy mansion. No wonder the Farage Falange Gauleiter of Scotland considers his privacy sacred when it comes to the details of his financial doings. Even so, his half-dozen homes demonstrate clearly and conclusively that there is no particular housing crisis for anyone who matters; so the leader of the SNP criticised the great man's remarks in true moderate and sensible fashion, as potentially not very effective public relations.