Crusade Camp Follower

Having fulminated indignantly over the horrors of Islamic fundamentalism and the recklessness of the mad mullahs in daring to retaliate when under military attack, the CEO of Team Starmer has toddled off to the Middle East in order to wax lyrical upon the virtuous moderation of the head-chopping House of Saud and the civilised restraint of the Netanyahoo's onslaught in Lebanon. He is also expected to thank Britain's plucky little servicepersons for their anticipated contribution towards keeping the Strait of Hormuz only slightly less open than it was before Britain's favourite ally launched the assault that got it so efficiently closed. Given that the Trumpster and his head-tribble regard negotiations as a holding action between military assaults, and that the Righteous State is already implementing its habitual ceasefire policy of not ceasing fire, Britain's petro-chums will obviously be jolly reassured that the CEO of Team Starmer is there to help sort things out.