The Curmudgeon

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Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Alaska Imperilled Yet Again

Having thus far failed to antagonise enough allies this week, the Kingdom of the Trumpster has begun a squabble with South Korea, whose government is insufficiently antagonistic towards the North and is threatening to treat the demilitarised zone as if it belonged to Korea rather than to the USA. A South Korean minister publicly identified a supposed nuclear site in the People's Republic, which the Americans wanted kept secret despite having spent the last few decades squealing about the existential threat from the North's independent nuclear deterrent. Since a deterrent cannot deter if kept secret, and since the Korean War is still officially going on, presumably the information was classified in order to prevent the North's disincentivising the Trumpster and his head-tribble against pacifying the peninsula with any Israeli-style ceasefires.

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