Capital Growth

Patriots will rejoice to see that His Majesty's Government's favourite Islamic fundamentalist head-choppers remain as zealous as ever in their implementation of British values. During the year just gone, the House of Saud supplemented its moderate rampage in Yemen with a sensible massacre of alleged drug traffickers and various others, the quantity of executions exceeding the impressive record set during the year before. Rights organisations and other malcontents have carped and criticised as ever, and some have even claimed that the House of Saud's dedication to law and order undermines its modernising efforts. In light of modern Britain's intensive concern with decapitating human rights, this is surely a grave injustice.