They Hate Our Reliability

Britain's plucky little manufacturers have suffered yet another stab in the back from the beastly Euro-wogs, who continue to insist on treating the UK as a non-member of the EU even though the UK happens not to be a member of the EU. Since the Strasbrussels dictatorship has unaccountably refused to follow orders from the mainland and exempt the master race from a new set of green taxes, British independence will continue for the foreseeable future to cut red tape after its accustomed fashion. Presumably in humorous mood, the enemy's climate commissioner proclaimed that the price to be paid will be minimal, on the grounds that decarbonisation in Britain is still moving forward thanks to Team Starmer's inefficiency in slamming on the brakes.