Medicinal Pricks

Remarkably enough, a mere third of the Farage Falange's local authority gauleiters are vaccine deniers, despite the conspiracy theory's endorsement by a cardiologist who also happens to be quack-in-ordinary to the Trumpster administration's Kennedy brainworm. Among the Falange's medico-intellectual élite is naturally the brilliant leader of the upsucking Kent cadre, who has boasted that her accomplices are "not afraid to debate topics that other people have decided must be silenced." As with those not afraid to debate the shape of the planet or the authorship of Shakespeare, the mere presence of long-established and verifiable truth does nothing to obstruct the feast of reason. Nevertheless, the profitable-healthcare wing of Team Starmer has not thus far found it expedient to follow the Farage Falange's lead on this particular topic; evidently the moderate and sensible view is still to prefer customers over corpses at least some of the time.