They're Just Being Mean Again

Even when confined to the issues Westminster most cares about, viz. wog-bombing and war profiteering, it seems that a reset of relations with the Strasbrussels dictatorsip may come at too high a price. Negotiations to collaborate in facing down the beastly Russians have collapsed because, as has occasionally happened before where European relations are concerned, the master race thinks itself entitled to be in the club without paying the membership fee. The chair of the Make Brexit Work committee in the House of Donors whined that the amount supposedly proposed by the treacherous Euro-wogs "suggests some EU members don’t want the UK in the scheme," despite Team Starmer's ongoing legitimisation of the Farage Falange, and despite a senior commissar of the very same Falange having just been exposed as a paid stooge of Tsar Vladimir. With so much reliability on show, what can the problem be?