Signing Slightly Off

Even the most rabid and radioactive head-tribble has to sleep some time, and the suspicious similarity of several signatures on official documents has prompted concerns that the Trumpster's controller may occasionally be dozing at the dashboard. While blaming the anomaly on subordinates, technical errors and (inevitably) the Democratic Party, spokesbeings proclaimed that the Trumpster's hand did in fact sign each of the papers, but cunningly refrained from specifying the source of the muscle movements. The documents in question include pardons for a sex pest, a tax-dodger and a political thug, so it seems most likely that the head-tribble assumed the Trumpster was pardoning himself and therefore excreted identical signatorial impulses into the cranial cavity several times over. In any case, patriotic Britons will be gratified to see the uppity colony reverting to a rubber-stamp monarchy on the good old mainland model.