Political Football

It may safely be assumed that Team Starmer is preparing to purge the Football Association of Ireland from the international sporting community, given that organisation's passing of a resolution against the Righteous State. The resolution approves submitting a formal motion to ban Israel from European club and international competitions, on the grounds of failure to implement a proper anti-racism policy and of usurping the footballing prerogatives of the Palestinian Untermenschen. Such self-evidently absurd and antisemitic objections cannot help but inflame the indignation of the Trumpster and his head-tribble, whose kingdom will be co-hosting next year's World Cup and who have doubtless already supplied the Israeli team with the weapons and body armour necessary to sweep aside all opposition until the final against the team from Trumpsterland.