Let's Just Spend it on Deporting Our NHS

Will the beastly Strasbrussels dictatorship never learn? Even as Team Starmer seeks to re-set relations while limiting actual co-operation to war and wog-bashing, it seems subversive mutterings are abroad. In defiance of natural justice, the laws of economics, and British common sense, the filthy foreigns are threatening to charge membership fees in return for club privileges: the very same intolerable iniquity which first provoked the mainland to cut the Continent off. It is to be hoped that more moderate and sensible voices will prevail, so that Team Starmer may lead a chastened yet rejuvenated alliance into the final war of liberation against the Russo-Chinese menace while retaining the all-important Farage Falange policy steerage on the home front.