How Dare They Dump on the Real People

Free enterprisers in Oxfordshire have created a buccaneering open-cast landfill with waste stacked ten metres high. The cost of clearing up could be exceed the council's entire annual budget, and the local House of Commons expenses claimant for the Deputy Conservatives is spluttering with righteous indignation at the injustice of it all. Although environmental catastrophes are excusable and indeed meritorious when caused by the right sort of people and in the right parts of the world, it seems that the perpetrators of this particular rollback of the green crap have been unduly stingy with their directorships.