Cleansing the Nation: Disandrewfication

Streets all across the realm are queueing up to be renamed after someone other than Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, Esq. Residents of Maidenhead have asked for their addresses to be changed, and a council in Northern Ireland is ready to begin the process of deleting a local commemoration of the prince's exemplary public service in marrying Sarah Ferguson. One councillor has suggested that the street's new name should commemorate the Old Queen, much as one might rename Slaver Drive as Commercial Road or Childbeater Close as Archbishop's Way. As long as one cannot call streets after an alleged perpetrator, the next best thing is to name them after someone who allegedly paid the bills and condoned the offences.