Strasbrussels in the Sun

Treason has been rampant in the Caribbean for some years now, with various countries committing a range of enormities from deposing the Royal Family and demanding reparations for the slave trade to deliberately and wilfully making themselves un-British. Appeasers and Quislings on the mainland have consistently failed to chastise the culprits, perhaps because all the imperial gunboats are busy hunting down asylum seekers in the Channel. As a result four Caribbean governments, including the beasts of Barbados and the back-stabbers of Belize, are threatening to descend from un-Britishness to outright Euro-woggery, with freedom of movement and threats of cultural and economic integration. One of the stated aims is to reduce the temptation for young Caribbean citizens to emigrate to Europe and North America, but it remains as yet unclear whether His Majesty's Government's policy-makers in the Farage Falange will consider this a sufficiently redeeming feature.