Political Rough and Tumble

Apparently the juvenile who was put in charge of Warwickshire county council after the original leader found himself lacking in patriotic pluck and gumption has complained of being pushed in Nuneaton. Much like the Trumpster and his minions instantly deducing the motives and allegiance of the assassin of the lamented Charles James Kirk, the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange has responded with a pronunciamento that no alleged assault upon a junior employee could ever possibly arise except through the beastly machinations of a Communist conspiracy. While lynch mobs outside wog warehousing emporia tend to be spontaneous outpourings of legitimate and understandable concerns, there is naturally no such excuse for calling a member of a fascist company a fascist and giving him a robust British shove.