Another Subtle Shift

Although the great British nation cannot afford such luxuries as infrastructure, social housing or the National Health Service, there are always funds to spare for wog-bombing and migrant-bashing. Hence Team Starmer has followed up its sudden realisation that inappropriate racism is neither legitimate nor understandable with yet further change from Conservative policy to Conservative policy. The previous rabble were plotting to shunt asylum seekers from hotels to military barracks while denying that this would cost more; Team Starmer is plotting to shunt asylum seekers from hotels to military barracks while proclaiming the extra cost both nonexistent and a price worth paying. Apparently the idea is to restore public confidence by pandering to appropriate racism, though it remains as yet unclear whether the great British public or its common-sense embodiments in the Farage Falange will appreciate the nuance.