Still Cleaning Up

Greatly to the indignation of a committee from the House of Expenses Claimants, some private companies have been serving their primary purpose, namely to make money for their shareholders. Moisture provision profiteers in England spent sixteen and a half million over the last five years paying lawyers to reduce their liability for illegal sewage dumping and other little hobbies, even though the money was thrown at them by the Government and nobody forced them to spend it on infrastructure instead. One Labour MP warned that her constituents would be outraged, which will almost certainly have nearly as salutary an effect upon the future corporate consultants of Team Starmer as upon the moisture provision executives themselves.