Right Wheels

Although the austere luxuries of the Ajax may still be reserved for the nation's plucky little servicepersons, armoured-vehicle Britishness is by no means off limits to the more deserving civilian. Having allowed car manufacturers to dodge targets for replacing petroleum vehicles with more environmentally responsible ones, the CEO of Team Starmer has been informed that the entrepreneurial gumption of Jaguar Land Rover Automotive PLC does not extend to designing bomb-proof electric cars. The beastly Euro-wogs seem to have managed it by some nefarious foreign means; but the vocally vexillophiliac CEO of Team Starmer is unlikely to forsake Jaguar Land Rover for BMW as long as his most favoured demographic includes so many patriots who personally won the Second World War on behalf of Britain's white working class.