O Ye of Little Faith

It is a truth not quite universally acknowledged, that the vast majority of Christians have not read the Bible, do not follow the teachings of Jesus, and have no real belief in their own or their loved ones' prospects of Paradise. They do not love their enemies, they do not forgive those who sin against them, they do not rejoice at being slandered and persecuted, and they do not do good to their persecutors. The widow of the late lamented Charles James Kirk is no exception: her ignorance of the Gospels is such that she appears to believe Jesus was sent to bring families together, and she seems positively irritable at the fact that her husband has been so promptly and painlessly transported to Heaven. She showered effusive praise upon the Trumpster and his slimy little henchman, and pledged to continue her husband's spiritual yet palpable warfare against the different and the disobedient; and in this at least she has faithfully emulated her Lord and Saviour, who promised to rain fire and brimstone upon the unworthy, and whose Father set up an eternal concentration camp for everyone He disliked.